St. Gorgis Baptist Church

Built and opened when Gam Gam was a little girl, St. Gorgis Baptist Church is where the Judson family and other God fearing son's of bitches in Bumfuck, Tennessee go for Sunday service. The church is named after the war hero turned Saint Carl Gorgis, who led the South Dakota in the Dakota Civil War to victory. The church has been known to be plagued with vengeful spirits haunting its holy ground and local hobo vagabonds seeking refuge.